Note to self

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in.

If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look behind you every now and then to make sure it's still there.

There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works.

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.

Never slap a man who's chewin' tobacco!!

Always drink UPSTREAM from the herd.

When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don't be surprised if they learn their lesson.

When you're throwin' your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around by someone else.

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

There are three kinds of men.

• The kind that learns by reading.
  
• The few who learn by observation.
  
• The rest of us who have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
  

Golden Rule: Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.